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...I'd really love to find some sort of electronics software like Cadence or anything that can do schematic capture/board layout/ASIC design/etc.
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I currently have Altera MAX+plus II, Xilinx XACT (standalone or included in the Cadence CD), Cadence Products 1994 for SunOS (FULL SET but sadly, without SoftLoad), Synplicity Synplify 3.0, MINC PLDesigner ELsyn etc. You can find them on my Twitter or Archive. I am looking forward to Viewlogic Workview/Powerview (ViewDraw etc.), ESRI ARC/INFO (that GIS software even has SGI IRIX edition!) and more...