[Shiunbird]

Always fun.
I got a call and was informed that my Microsoft computer is sending data stating that I have issues.

I kept the guy on the phone until he instructed me to download the remote connection app and I waited until he tried to connect, to fetch his IP from the logs, all while I pretended I was very stupid.

Then I told him his IP, where he is from and quick nmap pointed that he has Windows 7 (and runs a PPTP server!), then I hang up the phone.

He called 5 more times, each call came from a different number. Now his IP is offline. I will now post a letter to his provider just for fun. =)