[Irinikus]

How do I get this behemoth onto the internet?

I had the same problem with my Tezro initially, but I was able solve it by enabling the DHCP in the network setup.

My attempt so far have only resulted in this:

[uunix]

Are you using a Proxy?

[Irinikus]

Are you using a Proxy?

No, I'm not.

[uunix]

Then select direct connection for a start off.

[Irinikus]

I already tried that and had the same result.

Then select direct connection for a start off.

That's how I originally had it setup and the result was the same.

EDIT:

Im booting the machine now

[uunix]

Have you setup up your IP / DNS / Gateway?

[Irinikus]

Is there not maybe a problem with the subnet mask?

[uunix]

That's your loopback.. what about your network adaptor?

[Irinikus]

Have you setup up your IP / DNS / Gateway?

No I haven't and I don't know where to go to do so?

Thanks for the help!

[uunix]

Ikrinus.. how the feck can you own so many different computers and not know how to set up networking.. let alone what a loopback is? Are you trolling us?